Total Medals Earned: 2,410 (From 291 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,740 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (160/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/355 points)
Graciously lose the race
Win the race on Normal
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 12/16 (355/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/170 points)
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Finish the game.
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 8/18 (275/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Medals Earned: 4/5 (115/215 points)
Kill 200 enemies.
Save 50 data cores.
Complete level 25.
Complete all 25 levels.
Save all 250 data cores.